Senile Chaney Locks Himself in Janitor's Closet

John Chaney, aka Tony Soprano, has done it again. I thought it was the door to the gymnasium and it just locked behind me, states Chaney. He also stated that this might be his last year. He plans on coaching girls basketball at the local elementary school. Temple currently has about 30,000 students. Not only do they have one of worst football teams in the country, but their basketball team is a sad story of its own. Maybe the A-10 should wise up like the Big East and boot em out of the conference..

HA HA

Oh Snap, it appears the mighty mighty Explorers have finally hit a wall. Actually, they smashed into it head on... and weren't wearing their seat belt.
Last night, the #3 ranked Villanova Wildcats were able to do what such national powerhouses as Central Connecticut and Florida International couldn't - defeat the great LaSalle Explorers.
The Wildcats were very confident heading in to this potential 'game-of-the-year' matchup. "If we can beat top teams like Longwood, Stonybrook, Rider and Lehigh", said the Villanova Athletics Department spokeswoman, "then surely we can topple this basketball giant".
It has also been reported that both LaSalle and Villanova will add Holy Family University and the winner of the intermediate level 3-on-3 Hoop It Up Challenge held at Franklin Mills Mall this coming August to their non-conference schedules next season.

Bring Em On....

LaSalle Defeats the Blue Devils after Four OT's !!!

It definitely was not a pleasant win, but a win is a win. This may go down as one of the most exciting games ever to be played by LaSalle. After four overtimes, LaSalle was able to drain two free throws with zero seconds left on clock to take the win. Future NBA Superstar "Steven Smith" also scored an amazing 41 points. 6-0 baby.... Top 25. Get ready Villanova, cause were ready ...

King Giannini Leads the Explorers

LaSalle opens up the season 5-0. After the horrible years of the past, the crowds are finally breaking out the LaSalle gear and riding the wave. Do we finally see a tournament in the future, hopefully the NIT ... The next victim is Central Connecticut this Sunday at 12:00. What we really want is a piece of those punks at Villanova.... and the chance to toss them out of the top 25... Bring em on....

Merry Christmas TO !!!

We know you are probably laughing your ass off as the Eagles drop the bomb for another year. So heres your Christmas bonus from Andy Reid for your dedication on ruining our season.

LaSalle Puts Drexel in its Place

Straight out of hard hittin Philly, LaSalle showed the world why Drexel should not be part of the Big 5. The fans of Drexel raved about how good they were. We almost beat UCLA and we only lost by ten to Duke. How about losing by twelve to LaSalle? That's right. Bring it on Villanova.